Monthly Archives: May 2008

It is a good morning indeed!

This morning will consist of having some cereal and mowing the grove.  Michelle will be editing some video we did recently while I’m mowing.

Also for those who haven’t heard yet.  My truck is no longer in safe working order and it’s more $$ to fix it up than we feel is worth it.  So we will be cleaning it up and selling it as is.  The brakes booster unit is shot and it needs a new thermostat, and possibly many other things.  I’ll keep you posted.

Chris

If you don’t know GOD, don’t make stupid remarks!!!

A United States Marine was attending some college courses between
assignments.  He had completed missions in Iraq and Afghanistan.  One of
the courses had a professor who was an avowed atheist and a member of
the ACLU.  One day the professor shocked the class when he came in.  He
looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, “God, if you are real, then I
want you to knock me off this platform .  I’ll give you exactly 15
minutes.”

The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin drop.  Ten minutes
went by and the professor proclaimed, “Here I am God. I’m s till
waiting.”  It got down to the last couple of minutes when the Marine got
out of his chair, went up to the Professor, and cold-cocked him;
knocking him off the platform.  The professor was out cold.  The Marine
went back to his seat and sat there, silently.  The other students were
shocked and stunned and sat there looking on in silence.

The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken, looked at the
Marine and asked, “What the heck is the matter with you? Why did you do
that?”

The Marine calmly replied, “God was too busy today protecting America’s
soldiers who are protecting your right to say stupid stuff and act like
an idiot.  So, He sent me.”